stalos
when you knock a girl out and then money shot her in the eye so when she wakes up her eyes are crusted shut
stalos by Bob Shapiro September 12, 2004
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John Stamos
1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
John Stamos by Madison P April 29, 2015
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stalos • Staloshinji • Stamos • stylos • Stallshock • Stacosaurus • stados • stagosaurus • stalesanality • stalesonality
stados
stados by rainbowofleaves February 14, 2012
Stamos
An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.
Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
Stolosten
From the German, schtoloßten. This is a combination of the words lost and stolen. It refers to instances when:
1. You lose something and it is stolen (usually shortly) thereafter.
2. When you lose track of something and are not sure if you lost it or if it was stolen.
If there is a chance of it turning up then it is not stolosten, it is just lost. For something to be stolosten it has to be assumed in the possession of someone who is not the owner and who has no intention of giving it back.
This is usually used in terms of cell phones, laptops, purses, wallets, and other valuables that are quickly stolen if they are left unattended.
1. You lose something and it is stolen (usually shortly) thereafter.
2. When you lose track of something and are not sure if you lost it or if it was stolen.
If there is a chance of it turning up then it is not stolosten, it is just lost. For something to be stolosten it has to be assumed in the possession of someone who is not the owner and who has no intention of giving it back.
This is usually used in terms of cell phones, laptops, purses, wallets, and other valuables that are quickly stolen if they are left unattended.
Stallsmithing
The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
Stallsmithing by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017
Stamos Status
Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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