stalos 

when you knock a girl out and then money shot her in the eye so when she wakes up her eyes are crusted shut

when one is not happy with a girls performence you would stalos her

stalos by Bob Shapiro September 12, 2004

John Stamos 

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.

"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"

John Stamos by Madison P April 29, 2015

stados

Everything is great, couldn't be better, feel great;
Compliment on a job well done.

Hey, Clancy, stados on your last deal!

The Lakers are stados tonight!

stados by rainbowofleaves February 14, 2012

Stamos 

An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.

Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.

"Stealth field, sucks to be you!"
"STAMOS!!!"

"That city will never close."
"Sta-fucking-mos."

Stamos by Baity November 5, 2004

Stolosten

From the German, schtoloßten. This is a combination of the words lost and stolen. It refers to instances when:

1. You lose something and it is stolen (usually shortly) thereafter.

2. When you lose track of something and are not sure if you lost it or if it was stolen.

If there is a chance of it turning up then it is not stolosten, it is just lost. For something to be stolosten it has to be assumed in the possession of someone who is not the owner and who has no intention of giving it back.

This is usually used in terms of cell phones, laptops, purses, wallets, and other valuables that are quickly stolen if they are left unattended.

My iPhone fell out in the cab, I called the company but they have no record of it being found. My iPhone is stolosten!

Stolosten by mrbimbo October 25, 2010

Stallsmithing 

The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.

PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."

CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."

PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"

Stallsmithing by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017

Stamos Status 

Showing "John Stamos" like qualities

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!

Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011