stados

Everything is great, couldn't be better, feel great;
Compliment on a job well done.

Hey, Clancy, stados on your last deal!

The Lakers are stados tonight!

by rainbowofleaves February 14, 2012

John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.

"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"

by Madison P April 29, 2015

Stamos

An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.

Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.

"Stealth field, sucks to be you!"
"STAMOS!!!"

"That city will never close."
"Sta-fucking-mos."

by Baity November 5, 2004

Stamos Status

Showing "John Stamos" like qualities

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!

by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011

Stacosaurus

The offspring of a taco and a stegosaurus.

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!

by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018

Stamos man

A real gentlemen and very classy

That guy over there is a real stamos man.

by Lukeb0,0 November 5, 2018

Saadosexual

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.

CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...

by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022