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Stalkerish 

Know what some one is doing,
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish
Stalkerish by Allie S. October 23, 2008

Stalkerism 

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.
Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.
Stalkerism by zernic March 7, 2010

stalkerish 

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)
That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.
stalkerish by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalkerish 

If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker

maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange
he keeps texting me.... arrgghh

wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....

god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!
stalkerish by ooosh! February 6, 2014

Stalkerish 

the new and "improved" facebook
This is the stalkerish welcome we all get when we log into facebook now!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
Stalkerish by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008

stalkerish 

someone who is always around, you always run into them
stace: hey didnt we just see that guy at the store? didnt he try to talk to you last year?

lex : yes he is stalkerish, always around out of nowhere
stalkerish by argentinagirl83 April 10, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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