stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

garage sale pussy

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009

state pussy

A term in prison for a homosexual's asshole.

Dawg, the only pussy you're gonna get where you're going is state pussy.

by Iam Gawd December 3, 2007

Yard Sale Pussy

Half worn out but still runs good just got to add a little oil every now then but at half the cost..

I’m a middle aged man looking for some of that good old “yard sale pussy “ on a budget

by CSucker September 1, 2023

Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).

*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*

by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011

Pussy stable

Where you store your extra pussy between rides, alternative term for a little black book.

Davey: I keep all my extra bitches in the pussy stable.
Jessica: Like you have enough pussy to fill a stable.

by Davey623 August 29, 2013