stale male 

The situation where a male cannot get his penis to be erect in a sexual context, causing him to be disappointed, which then leads to his penis becoming more flaccid.

Dude, so how was last night with Stacey?

Not good bro, it ended in a stale male.

stale male by YoBoiTaeyo January 15, 2016

1-10 male attractiveness scale 

1. Domineering asshole who's nothing but a hairy blob of fat that deserves to be castrated.
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him

10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)

Girl 1: Damnnn, what a hottie .
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.

1-10 male attractiveness scale by dv$RqRq November 13, 2016

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012

stall stalemate

When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.

I tried to stall stall today but the guy was stall stalling me! It was a stall stalemate.

stall stalemate by brules October 5, 2010

Bloody Stalemate 

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

Bloody Stalemate by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013