stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023

Woody Style Donkey Sex

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

by The Woodman July 16, 2008

Donkey Style

When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be

He mad likes the game of donkey style

by HunnyCrestmonte July 28, 2017

Donkey Style

Anal intercourse performed from doggy style. A synonym of "donkey" is "ass", hence the connection.

"She was an animal in bed, so I figured she'd go donkey style."

by Fred S September 1, 2005

Donkey Style

Similar to doggy style in form but when the man is hung like an equine animal.

I was looking forward to doggy style but when I took of his pants, I realized I was getting donkey style. I couldn't walk right for a week.

by Explosive Jim August 31, 2017

donkey style

A sexual act wherein the adult male places luggage on the adult female's back before mounting her doggy style.

Ryan: "Hey Rico, have you seen my Sampsonite suitcase?"
Rico: "Oh yeah, I put it on my wife last night."
Ryan: "Nice! Donkey Style!"
Rico: "Yeah, Zazzy let's me do whatever I want on Friday nights."
Ryan: "TGIF, my man!"
Rico: "Desaint!" (See urban dictionary definition for "desaint")

by ryan doolittle September 27, 2007