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ShaLanda 

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

shailandra 

the best boss ever. one who is always there for you.
"i wish my boss was shailandra"
"that shailandra is a cool dude"
shailandra by mr ryan m January 6, 2008

Shalandria 

Shalandria means fun, beautiful, outgoing,happy go lucky woman. She is super supportive and brings guinuine joy to everyone around her.
If you got yourself a Shalandria you got yourself someone special I'm more ways than one.
Shalandria by ShayDay714 June 27, 2017

Shailandra 

Shailandra is kind, graceful, calm and humorous. He enjoys working out, and baking banana breads. He is a great host, who always has a party trick up his sleeve. Shailandras tend to be easy going and non-fussy, with great taste in music. His friends call him 'shelly', and as a heterosexual man with some androgynous tendencies, he is totally comfortable responding to that nickname.
I enjoyed playing badminton with Shailandra the other day—it helped that he brought home-baked babkas !
Shailandra by corduroypants November 29, 2021

Stalingrad 

1. Arguably the largest, bloodiest, and most desperate battle of World War II. Occured in 1942-1943 when A Nazi German Army Group South, initially 500,000 men strong, had pushed south of Moscow into the Caucasus, fighting their way to the city of Stalingrad (former Tsaritsyn and modern-day Volgograd), where they were intercepted by the re-organized Soviet armies, about 1,000,000 men (and women) strong.

Both sides failed to claim a decisive victory; the German forces occupied 90% of the city at their peak, but never managed to completely eliminate resistance, while the Soviet armies kept sending reinforcements. Both sides indiscriminately air-bombed and howitzer-shelled the city; in fact, despite the freezing temperature of -30 centigrade, air within the city was hot from the constant gunpowder explosions. Eventually, the fighting degenerated into a bloody meatgrinding house-to-house warfare, dubbed by the Germans as rat-war.

The Soviet reserves eventually broke through the outer defences, and encircled the city, trapping the Germans in a pocket. The German commander, von Paulus, repeately argued before Hitler that a breakthrough retreat was vital to the German survival, but the madman Hitler prohibited retreat, which eventually caused the entire German army group to collapse.

At over a million casualties from each side, the battle of Stalingrad was perhaps the bloodiest battle of the war. It was especially devastating to the Germans, however, as they lost their best equipment, and unlike the Soviets, did not have the reserve manpower to replace the terrible losses. The battle of Stalingrad is considered the most important turning point on the Eastern front, and quite possibly the single most important battle of the war.
The movie "Enemy at the Gates", although way over-romanticized and hollywoodised, nevertheless manages to show a small glimpse of what fighting in Stalingrad was like.
Stalingrad by Elvarg October 3, 2005

Stalingrab 

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.
If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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