copypaste

The worst example of Internet plagiarism; the act of copying a whole chunk of someone's work and pasting it whereever you see fit for your own use or disguised as your own. Copypasting frequently occurs with web page source codes, signature stealing, "borrowing" from other's guides and posting as your own, etc.
- The asshole copypasted my web source on his site.
- This forum's full of stupid signature copypasters.
by Elvarg February 17, 2005
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fucking

A fucking transitional adjective, so fucking often used in fucking modern English that it should become a fucking part of speech.
There you fucking go.
by Elvarg November 21, 2004
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*

The Universal Symbol Of The Catch.

Used extensively in web advertising, promotions, and spam. Placing the symbol after a statement is a legally permissible way to lie.
Win A FREE iPod!*

Then, at the bottom of the site in 4-point same-color-as-background font...

*By subscribing to 5 million offers, spending five times the money it costs to buy the iPod, giving us all your personal and financial info, and expressly permitting us to spy on you until the end of time.
by Elvarg June 27, 2005
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nightwish

A great symphonic metal band, alas doomed to falure after Tarja Turunen's quittal.

Don't get me wrong, the other players are really good musicians, and had it been any other band (especially with a male singer) they could have lived on with a replacement, but Tarja, in large part due to her being a quite good looking female and having a quite unique voice in the metal arena, was literaly the face and signature of Nightwish, carrying Nightwish's public profile higher than everyone else put together. Without her, the others are a bunch of great musicians, but they are not Nightwish anymore.
Q: What do you get when you separate Nightwish and Tarja?
A: Tarja.
by Elvarg June 11, 2006
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hitchhooker

A prostitute that targets motorists to offer her services, thus appearing as a hitchhiker. Especially common around gas stations used by long-haul truckers.
That hitchhooker tried to appear like a hitchhiker when whe saw a crown vic coming, but her whore outfit gave her away like nothing.
by Elvarg July 30, 2008
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enemy combatant

A military captive of the United States with no freedoms, rights or privileges. The nomenclature derived from a series of controversial acts passed by the Bush Administration (in particularly the Patriot Act), under which such "enemy combatants" are neither accused criminals with Constitutional Rights, nor War Prisoners subject to Geneva Conventions.

See slave.
No, he does not have a right to a lawyer or a speedy trial. He does not have the right not be tortured either. He's an Enemy Combatant, not a POW or accused criminal.
by Elvarg November 20, 2004
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Java

A programming language praised for its versatility and multiplatform support; however, also carrying ridiculous amounts of overhead, using a fuckton of system resources, and generally being a pain in the ass to program in.
Praising Java for fitting on many platforms is like praising anal sex for fitting both sexes.
by Elvarg July 28, 2008
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