Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
It's when your car wouldn't start, you replace the battery, no solution, now you think it's a starter or alternator problem because of YouTube videos and second options
Starsternator : My roommate's Honda wouldn't start after he parked it and went on deployment, he thinks he needs to replace the starternator. DIY Videos suggest starter or alternator, he woke me up early morning and said bro I need to replace my starternator on my Honda.
Person 1: Dude, I got Stairstrucken yesterday, it was the BEST!
Person 2: Okay, did anything else happen?
Person 1: yeah i broke all of my bones
*the camera then pans to him covered in bandages*