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Stairsheimer's
Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
Stairsheimer's by ParkourFactor May 9, 2018
Starsternator
It's when your car wouldn't start, you replace the battery, no solution, now you think it's a starter or alternator problem because of YouTube videos and second options
Starsternator : My roommate's Honda wouldn't start after he parked it and went on deployment, he thinks he needs to replace the starternator. DIY Videos suggest starter or alternator, he woke me up early morning and said bro I need to replace my starternator on my Honda.
Starsternator by Wakanda Actual April 24, 2019
Stairstrucken
Not to be confused with Starstrucken, Stairstrucken is the meaning of when you fall down the stairs and like it.
Person 1: Dude, I got Stairstrucken yesterday, it was the BEST!
Person 2: Okay, did anything else happen?
Person 1: yeah i broke all of my bones
*the camera then pans to him covered in bandages*
Person 2: Okay, did anything else happen?
Person 1: yeah i broke all of my bones
*the camera then pans to him covered in bandages*
Stairstrucken by Jabloingus Dongle July 31, 2022
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)