by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
Get the Weights for Datesmug. Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
by ParkourFactor May 09, 2018
Get the Stairsheimer'smug. by ParkourFactor November 25, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionary editorsmug. by ParkourFactor May 22, 2016
Get the @$#!%mug. "I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
Get the bladder chillsmug. A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
Get the food photographermug. A person who buys so much food that fitting all of it in the fridge seems impossible to anyone else, yet he/she always finds a way to stuff it all in.
"My mother is a talented fridgestuffer. Our fridge is jam-packed full of food right now and I'll bet anything that she could still fit another jar of peanut butter inside."
by ParkourFactor June 28, 2016
Get the fridgestuffermug.