ParkourFactor's definitions

Cringe

noun: The facial expression a person makes when they find something disturbing or uncomfortable, or possibly if they are in pain.

verb: To make a facial expression showing discomfort.

Jackson cringed as he viewed the extremely violent video footage.

by ParkourFactor May 9, 2018

bladder chills

The feeling of coldness that you sometimes get from really needing to pee.

"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

@$#!%

Often used in comics, images, or videos as a suggestion/censorship of bad language.

Some dude: *drops iPhone in water* "@$#!%"

by ParkourFactor May 22, 2016

Stairsheimer's

Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:

1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.

Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.

by ParkourFactor May 9, 2018

food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016

fridgestuffer

A person who buys so much food that fitting all of it in the fridge seems impossible to anyone else, yet he/she always finds a way to stuff it all in.

"My mother is a talented fridgestuffer. Our fridge is jam-packed full of food right now and I'll bet anything that she could still fit another jar of peanut butter inside."

by ParkourFactor June 28, 2016