"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
by ParkourFactor May 22, 2016
Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.
Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.
by ParkourFactor May 09, 2018
by ParkourFactor November 25, 2017
by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
noun: The facial expression a person makes when they find something disturbing or uncomfortable, or possibly if they are in pain.
verb: To make a facial expression showing discomfort.
verb: To make a facial expression showing discomfort.
by ParkourFactor May 09, 2018