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Stager
A person who spends more time making sure their life looks good on Facebook and Instagram than they do enjoying it. Most of these people are tinks and payday millionaires.
Stager by Frenchdawwg June 29, 2015
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stager sheet sleep method
A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.
the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.
comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.
comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.
stager sheet sleep method by Action Steve May 28, 2006
three-stager
Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
three-stager by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
two-stager
A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.
After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.
two-stager by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011
Clingon Stage 5
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017
Stage Ninja
A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019
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