Stager

A person who spends more time making sure their life looks good on Facebook and Instagram than they do enjoying it. Most of these people are tinks and payday millionaires.

I had to hide that stupid bitch on Facebook, she's a total stager.

by Frenchdawwg June 21, 2015

stager

One who pre-dictates conversations and repeats them too many times in order to seem cool.

Andy to Jim: Hey Man, i dont remember what happened last night, was i drunk??

Andy to Nick: Hey Man, i dont remember what happened last night, was i drunk??

Andy to Jay: Hey Man, i dont remember what happened last night, was i drunk??

Nick to Jay to Jim: man andy is such a stager

by 10293948 August 26, 2006

three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.

After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.

by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011

two-stager

A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.

After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.

by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011

stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 24, 2006