Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
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A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."
Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.
Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)
Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance
Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER
Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)
Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance
Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER
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