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stacfish 

Noun
1. a fake rich nigga that flaunts with close one's money, cars, clothes, jewelry, etc.
2. another term for cap.
Verb
1. fell for a stacfish
"we ran into a stacfish at the club"
2. INFORMAL • US
lure. (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional online persona.
Damn that nigga a stacfish

Can’t believe I got stacfished
Fell for a stacfish again
I have been stacfished by a cruel prankster
stacfish by TapDaddy September 21, 2023

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face
She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile
starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.
Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish
chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).
I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.
Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Dead Starfish 

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.
Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
Dead Starfish by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

counter starfish 

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.
Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
counter starfish by lemonkoala November 3, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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