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Statology

The study of states as systems of power using Sovietological methods: analyzing how states maintain legitimacy, manage internal dissent, project force, and reproduce their governing elites. Statology treats states not as neutral arbiters but as organizations with their own interests, internal factions, and ritualized procedures. It examines the security apparatus, the bureaucracy, the legal system, and the educational system as interlocking mechanisms of control. Unlike traditional political science, statology assumes opacity and deception as normal features of state behavior, requiring the interpretive skills of the Kremlinologist.
Example: “His statology of the US national security state showed how ‘emergency powers’ have become permanent, creating a parallel government that operates outside constitutional checks—a state within the state.”
by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."
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scatological

of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.
that guy is a fecal freak, he's interested in all things scatological.
by gabriel cano May 3, 2005
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Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.
Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
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Strahology

Strahology is the religion devoted to the worship of Australian actress Yvonne Strahovski.

Strahologists worship at the feet of the beautiful blonde actress and follow her career with devotion; from Chuck and Dexter to the Mass Effect series and beyond.
"What's your religion?"
"Strahology."
"Awesome."
by SellyOakRam December 10, 2012
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Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
by xPhoenix July 23, 2010
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Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
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