stöpsel

to close a container with a plug or cork

I have just stöpseled my kumis bottle.

Please give me your container, fella. I would like to stöpsel it for you in order to maintain its content's delicate aroma.

stöpsel by SeJoker February 16, 2023

Stossel 

A style of mustache popularized by TV anchor John Stossel.

"That guy is wearing a Stossel."
"Yeah its coming in real thick."

Stossel by Xibalba October 22, 2008

Shtopsel 

A kid with a particularly large head. From the German "shtopsel", a decorated bottle cork, distinguishable by the large bavarian head at it's top.

Jimmy: "Tell the Shtopsel to come in here."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."

Shtopsel by Storpy August 12, 2011

John Stossel 

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.

John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.

John Stossel by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008

stosseled 

stosseled -v- past tense of "stossel" See entry below.

Stossel -v- to ask a short question, often of a skeptical nature, with an over-the-top imitation of John Stossel's voice and tone in a mock-serious manner so as to provoke the phrase (See first example). Oftentimes the question is no more than three to five words long. It is essential that the person watch some of the John Stossel specials to adequetely capture the mannerisms or verbal tones of John Stossel. It is essential that the person puts a horizontal finger or two under the nose in imitation of John Stossel in order to further give the impression that they are "stosseling". The nature of the word is similar to the word "pwn" or "own" though it is done more to provoke laughter than to pwn or own the person.

"stosseled" is a word that is derived from the last name of an ABC reporter named John Stossel. Upon watching one-hour series of "Give Me a Break", students from a high school in College Station started to use the last name of the reporter in the said series as a verb often to highlight a situation where a question is asked in a manner of John Stossel.

You got stosseled!

Person 1 (Whips up horizontal index finger across the bottom of the nose and uses John Stossel voice): "Isn't that greed?"
Person 2: "Well...er...maybe...yeah...but what I mean is-"
Person 3: "You just got stosseled!"

stosseled by Dae-Hyun Jin May 1, 2006

stophel 

biggest shit on earth

dude, he is totally stophel.

stophel by K--S April 25, 2009

stosseling 

To arrange the facts to fit one's beliefs, rather than the other way around. Derived from the name of ABC host John Stossel, who creates journalistic reports that conform to his neoconservative beliefs, rather than assemble facts to create a news story.

We knew he was stosseling when he took the estimate from the autobody shop and claimed that the car could still be rebuilt, even though it was $100 from being totalled.

stosseling by sooper_t January 14, 2006