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Sswazz means about anything you want it to. You can call someone or something sswazz to be funny or nice or you call someone or something sswazz to be mean or rude. Its common for people to add additional beginnings and endings to sswazz. swaazz is basically a word that people can change the meaning to whatever they choose.
Did you watch that video its incredibly sswazz.
Isnt Mrs. dixon so rude, shes so sswazz.
I cant believe your dad wont let you go to the party, hes such a sswazz sometimes.
I had the most sswazz of a day today.
sswazz by Isaiah . July 29, 2010
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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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sswazz • Swazzy • Swazzle • swazz • Shwazzle • shwazz • Swazzed • swazzie • shwazzied • Shwazzy
A word that means swaggy, jazzy, snazzy, and slightly saggy.
"Did you see that girl's new jacket?"
"Yeah, it's super swazzy!"
Swazzy by SwazzMasterSwazz June 2, 2014

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017
A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".
As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.
(adj.) Being in any state between buzzed and wasted. Drunk.
Can also be used instead of words like "sick" or "cool".
Pronounced sh-way-zy
I got some shots in the back-let's get shwazzy!!
Yo that dunk was shwazzy!
Shwazzy by The Shizzle Spreader June 14, 2010

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where one is asked to give examples but their mind goes completely blank
Person A: "Can you give me some examples?"
Person B: "Ugh no my mind just went blank"
Person A: "That's The Swazzle Effect for you."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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