shwazz

Like Wazz but with the dump added on.

'I had to run home quick before I shwazzed my pants'.

by BigSeags September 8, 2016

shwazz

The male genitals. It's the new slang that all the cool kids are using these days.

"I gotta go home and wash my shwazz in case I get laid tonight."

by JEANIU5 January 2, 2009

swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

Shazzwack

Something that just happened, Something crazy!

Dude did you see that accident, it was Shazzwack....Damn that chick is Shazzwack.

by Zahir Islam January 14, 2008

Swazzy

A word that means swaggy, jazzy, snazzy, and slightly saggy.

"Did you see that girl's new jacket?"
"Yeah, it's super swazzy!"

by SwazzMasterSwazz June 2, 2014

shazzbazz

Crimble!! Turkey and Xmas pudding season

Merry Shazzbazz!

by Bobblelufc December 19, 2013

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by John J Black August 12, 2012