To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetualstate of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.