Definitions by VerticalCouchLVR

Take Your Chicken To The Bank

Old Southern phrase similar to “get outta here"

Person 1: Did you know they have begun higher taxes on the top 1% to pay for universal healthcare?
Person 2: Girlll take your chicken to the bank

Take Your Chicken To The Bank by VerticalCouchLVR March 9, 2026

Optifying

Everyone arounds me swears this is a word. Not Optimizing. Like enhancing for new generation.

Person 1: That Graphics Card is obsolete now
Person 2: Yeah I need to Optify it

Person 1: Did you get around to optifying your graphics
Person 2: Yes I did, and thank you very much for using that very real and commonly used word

Optifying by VerticalCouchLVR March 9, 2026

Aspentagious 

Aspentagious is an adjective to describe an outgoing and somewhat defying odds thing/idea.

Person 1: I’m going to change the world

Person 2: That’s pretty Aspentagious

Aspentagious by VerticalCouchLVR May 27, 2025

Fish Actifish 

A human who is deeply concerned about Fish rights after the great fish wars in ancient times. Fish were stripped of their ability to be on land, being banished to the ocean. Fish actifish think their sentence has been served.

Human #1 “Oh I love just grabbing fish out of the ocean and just eating them alive. It’s not about the flavor it’s just the joy of seeing their stupid fish brains have fear”
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*

Fish Actifish by VerticalCouchLVR July 3, 2024

Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.

Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.

Jacking Off by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where one is asked to give examples but their mind goes completely blank

Person A: "Can you give me some examples?"
Person B: "Ugh no my mind just went blank"
Person A: "That's The Swazzle Effect for you."

The Swazzle Effect by VerticalCouchLVR November 23, 2020

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where a person is asked to give examples but their mind goes blank

Person A: Can u list some examples?
Person B: Ugh no I just forgot all of them
Person A: That's The Swazzle Effect for ya

The Swazzle Effect by VerticalCouchLVR November 23, 2020