ssifl
guy # 1: hey man why did the the chicken cross the road?
guy # 2: why?
1: to get to the other side.
2: ssifl
guy # 2: why?
1: to get to the other side.
2: ssifl
ssifl by Catelyn the loser August 25, 2009
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Snifle
Stifle Yourself
Stifle Yourself by mattstric August 13, 2011
Stifler's Mom
The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.
Stifler's Mom by Steve Stifler The Stifmeister August 12, 2012
Steve Stifler
Steve Stifler by Joe Mama June 18, 2004
Stifler
Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.
He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.
He is Stifler.
He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.
He is Stifler.
Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.
Stifler by Mixmaster Matt April 6, 2007
stiflejack
The act of initially shooting down an idea, and then later using the same idea and framing it as your own.
stiflejack by ryguysdicktionary October 31, 2015
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