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Johnston Scholar
A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
is a total Johnston Scholar."
Johnston Scholar by oldee worldee June 20, 2019
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Scholar by internetdictionary101 April 26, 2023
World Scholars Cup
A place/competition where antisocial teens go to compete in topics none of them understand, cram the last night, and feel good when they receive one of the thousands of medals there are, just to make them feel better. Oh, and also, it will cost you an arm and a leg to travel if you live anywhere that isn't a third world country or Europe.
The mascot is an alpaca, which they give you stuffed versions of so that you feel less depressed by your crushing defeat at at the hands of the Israeli team.
The mascot is an alpaca, which they give you stuffed versions of so that you feel less depressed by your crushing defeat at at the hands of the Israeli team.
Bob - "wow, World Scholars Cup is tomorrow and I havent studied a single thing in sylabus"
Dennis - "dude, who even studies anyways"
*Bob goes in and gets 20/100 on the exam, filling in all the bubbles*
*still gets a gold medal*
Dennis - "dude, who even studies anyways"
*Bob goes in and gets 20/100 on the exam, filling in all the bubbles*
*still gets a gold medal*
World Scholars Cup by SextusEstDiscipulusMalus February 3, 2019
Wiki scholar
Someone who thinks they know everything about life even though they've never left the house and experienced anything for themselves. They come off like they're knowledgeable but only for the sole purpose of impressing others. In reality, they're looking up articles on Wikipedia that probably aren't even accurate.
"I know all about the grunge era because I was there when it happened."
"No you weren't, you're just a douchebag Wiki scholar who's never even been outside. Turn off the computer and get a life."
"No you weren't, you're just a douchebag Wiki scholar who's never even been outside. Turn off the computer and get a life."
Wiki scholar by zongi zong June 30, 2012
Scholared
One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)
Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!
Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?
Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?
Scholared by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011
schols
the school that doesn't know whether its private or catholic but will definitely either only date fellow women or strictly newington boys. chicken burger prices so high most turn to practicing a vegan lifestyle. currently undertaking a building transformation and students wonder how toilets can remain blocked with their own shit for about a year but school has $$ to undertake a full beauty transformation.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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