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the act or playing with ones weiner untill a white goo protrudes. (the word masturbation and jack off is demeaning to masterbaiters)
I srothed till I went blind
sroth by Jack Off March 22, 2004
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shothang 

pronounced sho-thang

1. a shorty that is a sure thing for sex

2. a sure thing
Darryl: Are you gonna get with Jasmine tonight?

Reginald: Ya, she's what I like to call a shothang.
shothang by random internet user September 19, 2012
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Sloth Car 

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
Sloth Car by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub 

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.
Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub
sloth rub by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014
To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.
“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

slothsage 

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.
Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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