Slothic 

A person who tends to talk, move, think and general do everything in their lives slowly.

My friend Brad does things at his own pace, he is always late for everything, some would call him slothic.

Slothic by Congachild May 15, 2010

Slothic 

To do with the cute furry animals that hang off trees. Also used to describe an awesome person, animal or object.

Eg. "Wow Eliza, you are very slothic today!"

Slothic by OltheSloth May 24, 2019

slothic 

a very lazy, but stubborn goth who lives a nocturnal life.

'wow, that goth is so lazy! she was up all night partying and still looks hot! she is so slothic.'

slothic by slothgoth July 3, 2006

slothic 

a very lazy, but stubborn goth who lives a nocturnal life.

'wow, that goth is so lazy! she was up all night partying and still looks hot! she is so slothic.'

slothic by slothgoth July 2, 2006

Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

Power Slothing by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

slothin out 

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation

"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"

slothin out by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014

Slothitis 

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.

As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.

Slothitis by RohanL May 14, 2020