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The action of a helicopter flying sideways
The missle came hurdling towards the attck chopper, but it sronked to the left.
sronk by Jack MacWilliam April 11, 2007
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Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?
sonk by Dexter Rutecki January 6, 2020
Related Words
sronk shonk Skronk shronk slonk Sonk Smonk Skonka skonk shonky

Soonkiat 

A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
That guy is such a Soonkiat!!!
Soonkiat by her.boy October 31, 2011

Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk
Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore
One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn
Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!
Sonker by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020
Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.

Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”

Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people
Sonk by Sonk12345 April 24, 2019
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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