Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.
Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”
Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.