squshed 

When something is flattened by great force from the top down. Related to squish only usually less wet.

A car was squshed when the retaining wall fell and dirt spilled onto the freeway.

I squshed a beetle.

squshed by stillsight May 15, 2005

Squashed Rat 

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

Squashed Rat by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

Squashed Squirrel 

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

Squashed Squirrel by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard 

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

Squished Lizard by dark sunshine March 8, 2009