Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered

Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!

Sloothered by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

sleathered 

Enfuckerated to a high degree. Typically refers to software projects. Synonym: nerdstained

"This class extends four other classes and is wrapped in three layers of wrappers, the last of which is written in Assembler: it's really sleathered."

sleathered by dotkom November 19, 2013

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

tube steak smothered in underwear 

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

tube steak smothered in underwear by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Sclootered 

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

Sclootered by Elfangorax September 22, 2009