smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

no no bar

A term used as a code word for a strip club.

"Hey, did you guys go to the no no bar last night."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.

"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.

Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

canvas back

A term for a person who gets knocked out a lot ending up on the ground.

Insultor: "You've gotten your ass kicked so much, they call you canvas back."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

50 50 bar

A term used to describe a turd poop that comes out half diarhhea and half formed.

"I just left a 50/50 bar in that toilet."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005