smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

slayer

A term for a guy who goes to clubs or strip clubs and takes girls home.

"That guy Steve is a slayer."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

no no bar

A term used as a code word for a strip club.

"Hey, did you guys go to the no no bar last night."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.

Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.

"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005