12 definitions by Mnkyonyrbk

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.
"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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50 50 bar

A term used to describe a turd poop that comes out half diarhhea and half formed.
"I just left a 50/50 bar in that toilet."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.
"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.
Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.
"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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canvas back

A term for a person who gets knocked out a lot ending up on the ground.
Insultor: "You've gotten your ass kicked so much, they call you canvas back."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005
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