A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
The opposite of whiskey dick
when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.
"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."
A term used to describe a turd poop
that comes out half diarhhea and half formed.
"I just left a 50/50 bar in that toilet."
A term used to describe a gathering of people who are lifeless, ugly, fat or stupid.
"Check out all these pumpkin heads in this pumpkin patch.
A term used as a code word for a strip club.
"Hey, did you guys go to the no no bar last night."
A term for someone who either gets beat up a lot or who others are prone to punch.
"Everyone hits Joe...he's like a fist target."
A term for a person who gets knocked out a lot ending up on the ground.
Insultor: "You've gotten your ass kicked so much, they call you canvas back."