smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
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papa smurf

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."
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no no bar

A term used as a code word for a strip club.
"Hey, did you guys go to the no no bar last night."
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Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.
"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."
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spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.
Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"
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canvas back

A term for a person who gets knocked out a lot ending up on the ground.
Insultor: "You've gotten your ass kicked so much, they call you canvas back."
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50 50 bar

A term used to describe a turd poop that comes out half diarhhea and half formed.
"I just left a 50/50 bar in that toilet."
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