squomshed 

The adjective that describes when someone Squomshes another. (Root squomsh).

Synonyms: Squished, squashed, squramshed

Brian: "Oh no, I accidentally Squomshed that ant a little bit too hard! I feel bad"

squomshed by squomshed_lover_23 February 26, 2021

Squashed Rat 

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

Squashed Rat by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

squoshex

We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.

1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!

squoshex by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

Squashed Squirrel 

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

Squashed Squirrel by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008