squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013