squirt poop 

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.

Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!

squirt poop by kd2950 June 24, 2019

poop squirt 

When your poop fucking squirts asshole

I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts

poop squirt by Stailballs May 22, 2016

Poop Squirt 

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

Poop Squirt by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh 

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit

"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh by Eveklue April 6, 2022

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

Squirty Penguin Poops by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

poopy squirts 

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

poopy squirts by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009