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poop squirt 

When your poop fucking squirts asshole
I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts
poop squirt by Stailballs May 22, 2016

Poop Squirt 

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.
Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
Poop Squirt by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh 

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

poopy squirts 

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.
Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"
poopy squirts by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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