squirt boy

Derogatory term for adult “men” who still watch pornos and treat women like abortion factories

It’s time you settle down, become a family man, and stop acting like a fucking squirt boy.

by Justnobodyok August 13, 2020

squirtbortion

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus

"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"

by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

squirtboard

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.

Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.

by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

Squirtbox

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.

"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"

by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021