IvoryJohnson's definitions

squirtboard

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.

Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.

by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

Doug

Slang for marijuana used primarily when covertly inquiring about its whereabouts.

"Hey bro, is Doug around?"

"Yeah man....he just got here."

"Sweet. Tell him we need to talk. See you soon."

by IvoryJohnson December 24, 2018