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squirrel out

When one has to get out of a bad situation quickly, they squirrel out of there.
Man, when the cops showed up at that party I squirreled out of there...squirrel out.
by boygotsoul June 1, 2009
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squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.
Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.
by Sexducator August 8, 2012
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SquirrelNutz

Iowa dwelling person ; plays a lot of CS and Warcraft III, often chats on MSN and MIRC. Master at any game he plays, and keeps it real with the ladies.
SquirrelNutz, sex me up you animal!
by SquirrelNutz June 6, 2004
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squirrelnutz

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

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(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)
stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.
by FuQ June 30, 2004
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squirrelnut

when your girl eat your nuts like a squirrel
damnnn man she's a squirrelnut
by xxxxkaire_xx January 16, 2022
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