squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 22, 2010

Squirrel nut zipper

A swing dance style made popular in the big band era(1930s)

Did you see that cat, hitting the floor like a squirrel nut zipper. He's the coolest.

by Elvis the kid March 1, 2020

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

by IR8ALPHA March 17, 2021

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 June 12, 2012