squirrel hunter

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."
Tracy McGrady is a little bit of a squirrel hunter
by Professor Remus April 22, 2008
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dirt squirrel hunter

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.
by KeithW May 25, 2008
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Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
by blaytard November 02, 2021
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