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Squird 

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a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars
These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared
Squird by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010
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Squird 

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"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes"

"I know that episode was a total Squird"

"Dude what the fuck"
Squird by Solothurns August 11, 2022

squird 

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To escape a tight grasp by means of squirming
The dog squirded out of my hands.
squird by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Squird 

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A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.
Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.
Squird by MrG88 January 14, 2018

Squid In A Ditch 

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A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

šŸ¦‘ *squid emoji*

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it's like when you šŸ§… in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more šŸ¦€ and a little šŸ§‚
Tatum: Anyone else feeling šŸ¦‘ *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real šŸ™ though. The Justice Ninja is gonna šŸ§… while I ram a 🌲 up his šŸ‘ tonight.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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