A hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.
Person: Man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right
by 🙈😂 April 20, 2015
These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared
by OiGrenoida October 12, 2010
"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes"
"I know that episode was a total Squird"
"Dude what the fuck"
"I know that episode was a total Squird"
"Dude what the fuck"
by Solothurns August 12, 2022
A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.
by MrG88 January 13, 2018
by riiiiimango April 1, 2018