squird

To escape a tight grasp by means of squirming

The dog squirded out of my hands.

by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Squird

A hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.

Person: Man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right

by 🙈😂 April 19, 2015

Squird

a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars

These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared

by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010

Squird

A Squidward in a dubious situation

"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes"

"I know that episode was a total Squird"

"Dude what the fuck"

by Solothurns August 11, 2022

Squird

A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.

Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.

by MrG88 January 14, 2018