Squird

A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.

Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.

by MrG88 January 13, 2018

Niggeraffic

Traffic caused by too many black people who don't know how the hell to drive.

Yea man, just got out of the festival in downtown, stuck in some terrible niggeraffic.

by MrG88 July 05, 2015

OKMG

When you say ok but omg is included too. An ok under pressure or duress. Pretty self explanatory.

Me: I may be too hungover to make it to volleyball tonight. Ugghh!
Her: No! You have to come! I already told people you're coming!
Me: OKMG. That's so much pressure.

by MrG88 March 07, 2018