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A hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.
Person: Man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right
by 🙈😂 April 19, 2015
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a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars
These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared
by OiGrenoida October 12, 2010
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A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.
Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.
by MrG88 January 14, 2018
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