Squird

A hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.

Person: Man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right

by 🙈😂 April 19, 2015

Squird

a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars

These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared

by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010

Squird

A Squidward in a dubious situation

"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes"

"I know that episode was a total Squird"

"Dude what the fuck"

by Solothurns August 11, 2022

squird

To escape a tight grasp by means of squirming

The dog squirded out of my hands.

by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Squird

A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.

Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.

by MrG88 January 14, 2018

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂

Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.

by blake bowman July 13, 2021