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squintily 

when you look at someone in a squintily way
I doubt what you say is true so I am looking at you squintily.
squintily by yuuuuuuuuuugi January 30, 2023
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squantify 

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.
squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian
I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.
He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.
lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018
the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.
Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.
Squirpily by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011

Squintzy Workout 

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!
Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010

squinty ears 

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
squinty ears by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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