squintily
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squantify
Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019
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squintily • Squintillion • Squintilliton • queefus squintillion • Squinty • Squinty Eye • Squingly • squishily • squantify • squiggily
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Squirpily
the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.
Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.
Squirpily by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011
Squintzy Workout
A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
squinty ears
unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
for example, did someone just say my name?
squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
squinty ears by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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