Squiffy

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

by Ms. Maybe August 19, 2008

Squiffy

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

by DarrylLewis1990 July 11, 2008

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 14, 2003

squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

by Lyndz May 05, 2004

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 06, 2009

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package October 12, 2008

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 25, 2005