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Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.
My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy
squif by Sarks88 March 3, 2017
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An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.
Bro are you squif
The combination of a skeet and a quif
And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.
squif by Mr Dylan May 25, 2008
A term used to describe a typo while typing in YouTube chat.
“Oh, sorry, that’s a squif” then proceed to explain what you meant to type.
Squif by MrsSwisherSweets July 31, 2024

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂
Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.
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