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Squilf is a squid that you'd want to fuck. SQUILF - Squid I'd Like (To) Fuck
I went to the seafood market and saw a hot Squilf
Squilf by Squilf Enjoyer April 13, 2022
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Squilf • squiff • squiffy • squill • Squilk • Squilliam • squillion • squif • squiffle • Squilly
A commonly used term describing a "Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck"

Can also be applied to hairy girls and bros
Dude, Sandy Cheeks is one hot squilf
Squilf by Broraper69 July 13, 2009
SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.
"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"
Squilf by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018
A squirting MILF, most notably while having an orgasm. The squirt itself is a lot of vaginal juice jettisoned at a high rate of speed, much like a leaking water balloon, but with more force. Can either be used as a noun or a verb.
Lane: Yo cuz, I got hosed down last night by this hardcore Mommy.
Matt: Mmmm - classy. She squilfed all over you?
Lane: Yeah, but she waited till I pulled it out haw haw haw (v.)

Matt: I was at the mall just now and saw these two lesbo squilfs trying to dyke it out by the smoothie stand. The one Mom was drizzing under the table - swear!
Lane: Nasty! *goes off to watch* (n.)
Squilf by Witkins September 10, 2013

Squilliam 

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.
Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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