Skip to main content

squeex

1. A balding "speedrunner" who thinks he is good at Super Mario 64 even though is is about average

2. A verb meaning to mess something up right when you were about to get it right for the first time
1. Man that squeex guys hairline really has receded a long way in the last few years, must be due to wasting his time being bad at Mario

2. Dang, I almost beat my PB in 16 star but then I squeex'd it right at the end!
by Squeex Hatewatcher August 24, 2022
mugGet the squeex mug.

Squeex

The act of cumming like a failed Indian SM64 speed runner
“Hey LIL BRO, I’m gonna squeex before playing Mario.” - SIR PIGLET
by ShortPickle November 12, 2022
mugGet the Squeex mug.
Related Words

Squeex

A bald 48-year-old Indian Mario 64 "speed" runner
Squeex should "show hog"
by Squeex's wife's girlfriend August 25, 2022
mugGet the Squeex mug.

Squeex'd it

To fail something that should be very easy not to mess up.
I was about to beat the game then I squeex'd it and got a game over
by Dtonn April 5, 2022
mugGet the Squeex'd it mug.

Squeelizer

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.
You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!
by Benvenuti March 10, 2019
mugGet the Squeelizer mug.

Squee

A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!
by Sazzle June 7, 2004
mugGet the Squee mug.

Squeedily Spooch

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
by ADD Robot October 16, 2009
mugGet the Squeedily Spooch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email