squeex

1. A balding "speedrunner" who thinks he is good at Super Mario 64 even though is is about average

2. A verb meaning to mess something up right when you were about to get it right for the first time

1. Man that squeex guys hairline really has receded a long way in the last few years, must be due to wasting his time being bad at Mario

2. Dang, I almost beat my PB in 16 star but then I squeex'd it right at the end!

by Squeex Hatewatcher August 24, 2022

Squeex

The act of cumming like a failed Indian SM64 speed runner

“Hey LIL BRO, I’m gonna squeex before playing Mario.” - SIR PIGLET

by ShortPickle November 13, 2022

Squeex

A bald 48-year-old Indian Mario 64 "speed" runner

Squeex should "show hog"

by Squeex's wife's girlfriend August 25, 2022

Squeexing

The act of watching award winning "speedrunner" Squeex.

I'm over here Squeexing my shit, I got lotion on my shit right now.

by SqueexFan420 April 07, 2024