Squeexing 

The act of watching award winning "speedrunner" Squeex.

I'm over here Squeexing my shit, I got lotion on my shit right now.

Squeexing by SqueexFan420 April 6, 2024

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeaking spring symphony by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

squealing like a cat 

When someone is whining or fussing about something...similar to squealing like a pig. Cats? Squealing? Designed to confuse.

"Those chicks found out we were prank calling them"
"They squealing like cats!"

"She said she was tired of walking......I told her to stop squealing like a cat."

squealing like a cat by SummerHoyas July 26, 2013

squeeing 

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

squeeing by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeezing the ketchup 

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

squeezing the ketchup by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016