squeex

1. A balding "speedrunner" who thinks he is good at Super Mario 64 even though is is about average

2. A verb meaning to mess something up right when you were about to get it right for the first time

1. Man that squeex guys hairline really has receded a long way in the last few years, must be due to wasting his time being bad at Mario

2. Dang, I almost beat my PB in 16 star but then I squeex'd it right at the end!

squeex by Squeex Hatewatcher August 24, 2022

Squeex

The act of cumming like a failed Indian SM64 speed runner

“Hey LIL BRO, I’m gonna squeex before playing Mario.” - SIR PIGLET

Squeex by ShortPickle November 12, 2022

Squeex

A bald 48-year-old Indian Mario 64 "speed" runner

Squeex should "show hog"

Squeex by Squeex's wife's girlfriend August 25, 2022

Squeex'd it 

To fail something that should be very easy not to mess up.

I was about to beat the game then I squeex'd it and got a game over

Squeex'd it by Dtonn April 5, 2022

Squeex your shit

To read a book

"Man I squeexed my shit last night before bed and I slept like a rock last night"

"I personally feel like you should squeex your shit and you'd be a bit happier"

"Everyone should squeex their shit"

Squeex your shit by BalebH52 September 12, 2026

Squeelizer 

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.

You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!

Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019

Squee 

A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.

Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!

Squee by Sazzle June 7, 2004