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Squeelizer 

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.
You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!
Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019
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Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me
bar squeezer by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

tweezer squeezer 

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

Shit Squeezer 

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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