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Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me
bar squeezer by boomer315 January 20, 2011

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

tweezer squeezer 

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

Shit Squeezer 

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.