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Hog Squeezer
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020
bread squeezer
bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015
Squeeker
A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.
Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying
Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008
bar squeezer
the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
bar squeezer by boomer315 January 20, 2011
Dick-squeezer
Dick-squeezer by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009
tweezer squeezer
A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.
Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
tweezer squeezer by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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