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squeeber 

any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.
Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.
squeeber by Steve R June 25, 2005
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Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020
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bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.
Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.
bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker 

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.
Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

Squeebra 

Animal which is a result of a squid and zebra mating.
"Get that squeebra off my lawn!"
Squeebra by Flum and Squeebs October 20, 2008
Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.
Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.
squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle
the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me
bar squeezer by boomer315 January 20, 2011