Dick-squeezer
Dick-squeezer by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009
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Dick-squeezer
A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
Dick-squeezer by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018
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Dick-Squeezer by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009
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dick squeezer by inversecoma April 21, 2007
Dick Squeezer
Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.
Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"
Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"
Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"
Dick Squeezer by Kezzezz February 28, 2008
dick squeezer
It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.
dick squeezer by not jenn. April 19, 2009
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