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Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer
by Lockerguy178 May 08, 2009
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A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that
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Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.
Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"
by Kezzezz February 28, 2008
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It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.
"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"
by not jenn. April 19, 2009
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a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.
Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.
by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009
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