squeakman 

Another term used for any last name that rhymes with squeakman.

Holy Bannanas! It's Derek Squeakman!

squeakman by mikejonesuponthelow October 3, 2011

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeaking spring symphony by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

squeakin cheekin by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Squeaking the duck 

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

Squeaking the duck by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeakend 

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

Squeakend by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010

Squeaking 

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

Squeaking by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

squecktangle 

A cross between a square and a rectangle.

Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."

squecktangle by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006