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squeakman

Another term used for any last name that rhymes with squeakman.
Holy Bannanas! It's Derek Squeakman!
by mikejonesuponthelow October 3, 2011
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squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005
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squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.
One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.
by derpy_derek June 28, 2016
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Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.
Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken
by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009
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Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.
What humpday? It's the squeakend!
by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010
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Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound
Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room
by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010
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squecktangle

A cross between a square and a rectangle.
Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."
by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006
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