squeakman

Another term used for any last name that rhymes with squeakman.

Holy Bannanas! It's Derek Squeakman!

by mikejonesuponthelow October 3, 2011

squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010

Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

squecktangle

A cross between a square and a rectangle.

Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."

by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006